Peoples think dat Plocmstart is da coo-est!
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Well one night Nicky was really scared
and he was hiding under his desk cuz John wouldn't stop touching
him. So he wrote this little thingy and we thought it was da
cooest so here it is. Peaceout.
Dur, Dur, Dur, Falling Water, Dur
by Nicky
I like pizza. It tastes good. I like the red
stuff on it, too. I know how to walk. I am this many years
old. I can tie my shoes. I know what a string is. I am
not a fish. I have toes. I ate a fish once. It was
cooked though. And it had no fins. Carpet can be blue.
But when it gets dirt on it, it isn't totally blue any more. But
then you can clean it, cause a clean carpet is more better than a five
legged dog. But the five legged dogs are fun to cover in peanut
butter and poodles use skizzors when thy hard pants are yellow and
encrusted in pokemon ghost sounds. BEARS! Little green men
in bikinis with sticks and butter with milky white goggles and tons of
pickles. Pop has bubbles but no flowers cause flowers taste like
grass that is pink or yellow, but not blue. I have on Alaska in my
shorts with a puzzle of Doom 2's main character's t-shirt.
Care-bears and Tiffany from the 80's and Worf in a cocktail dress
carrying an ink pen named Ickabod, well, really, it was a marker, but
Bill Cosby used it to do his Picture Pages games on the T.V., sometimes
after Pinwheel House with the bees in the backyard and the snail with
the hat, rock and roll, Kitty. Little people were the little
plastic people, but not the plastic people that were G.I. Joes, cause
they had guns, and cars, and airplanes, and I broke Luke's crotch, but I
didn't mean to, but then he was dead, and I lost Snake Eyes' num-chuck
weapon thingy, in the back yard when they made the trip to save the
ladies being held in the jail under the swing set that later served as
an ant hill for the KGB from communist Mars. Hot wheels are made
of metal, and have plastic wheels, and I had a lot of them, and I played
with them, but not outside, cause the drive way chewed up the tires
cause there were little goblin monsters out there, and they ate my bike
wheel, and I could ride my bike in the grass, but it was harder, just
like it was harder to pull my wagon full of acorns or bottled rain water
around the neighborhood while wearing my little tank tops with the
He-man iron-ons.
Plocmstart!
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